It's been a bad year so far, for the local morel mushrooms hunters. One of the fellows at the diner this AM said it's been so long since he's seen a morel, that hes forgot what they look like. I got to thinkin, that I should carve him the perfect morel, and mount it on a cane for him. This way he'd have a reminder of not only what a morel looks like, but what a perfect morel looks like. He'd have the benefit of a cane, and a stick to keep from having to lean over all the time and move debris out of the way.