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Friday, April 17, 2009

Hazard At The Senior Center

I feel it is my civic duty to alert all woodcarvers to a very hazardous condition that may exist if you carve at a senior center, as I do. If you click on the photo you will easily see that my lap has wood chips stuck to it. This happens whenever I sit and carve. The presence of the wood chips is usually not hazardous, but what happened next at the senior center was. When I stand up the chips usually fall off or I brush them off. This time neither occurred. I walked out of the area to get a cup of coffee. Now at this point you must understand that the ratio of women to men at a senior center must be about 150 women to one man. And I'll bet that all of the women still have the "mother" instinct. Or whatever it is that would cause them to brush the wood chips off someone.

10 comments:

Kimberly said...

oooh, Tom... I can see how that could be problematic for you! Ha!

Soukies said...

hahahahaha that is funny!

Tracy said...

rolling on the floor laughing!

tisme said...

OMG!!!! rofl!!! I can just see all those older woman trying to brush you off!!!! :) ;)

Neabear said...

Oh my goodness!!! This is too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Holee said...

Ha Ha Ha..you were in the same boat as the ad where the 5 yr. old got to second base with the teacher with finger paints! Too funny!

Lisa said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one rolling on the floor laughing!!!!

Chris said...

One good turn deserves another, right, Tom? To funny!
Chris
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Valorie said...

Tom Thanks for sharing the laugh. I even shared it with my husband. Have to tell you though he didn't laugh like I did. I think the feeling he had was empathy.

elsie123 said...

Ha! What a hoot, you made their day!