Had a little incident yesterday. It could happen to anybody, male or female. But it happened to me. I'd been working on some quilting projects, and felt the need to use the facilities. While preparing to use the facilities a huge "spider" jumped or fell out of my britches. I know I yelled cause my wife yelled up, "you ok"? Now my eyesight is not the best, so after all this, I got down on my hands and knees to look at the "spider". You can plainly see that it was not a spider, but a wad of black thread. Well it looked like a spider to me. And contrary to popular believe it did not scare the P___ out of me. As a matter of fact, I forgot all about what I went to the facility for. That's my story and I'm, sticking to it!